All my ideas and designs are my own creation, but you assume I stole them from “Seth”.

Do you know what the minimum fees are for credit cards? 2.6% is only figured at $100, not a $2 cone. There’s a minimum charge per transaction of 35-50 cents. There is no such thing as a $10 minimum on cards, there is a $25k fine for doing so. Plus, I would there be there another hour after closing at night sorting receipts and adding tips. My day is long enough.

The local board of health told me to keep animals out of my store. You could have asked me about it instead of assuming I hate animals or am a poor businessman.

Laptops. We have an internet cafe next door and some vacationers want to set up “office” in our shop for a few hours to avoid the summer heat. I have limited seating and can’t spare seats for people trying to steal free internet from my neighbor. I have my customers to care for, and I do. You could have asked.

Be a man and call me at 843-842-3131 and I’ll answer any question you may have. Have a nice day, Jack Daly.