Top 5 Overused Business Cliches

From researching my quiz, my favorite is "low-hanging fruit." I think it's actually a useful concept, unlike "work smarter, not harder". Here's the fill-in-the-blank quiz I wrote with 20 business cliches:

http://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/business-cliches-quiz.php

Hello Everybody,

Yes I honestly hate all the Cliches in the world.. specially the business ones!!!! They seem to be some phrase which keep on penetrating our brains and minds with it's awful sounds...."Isn't it time to take this to the next level?!!!!"...."I think you have to take this to the next level!!!!!!!"...."Let's take that to the next level!!!!!!"...."We are in need to take it to the next level!!!!!!"

This is just one cliche in different sentences and ways of saying it.. imagine how many others for each other cliches!!! Ohh my God! How I hate these extremely overused terms.. I hate how they sound so badly.. It just keeps getting on my nerves..

But the most and worst part of it.. and which is getting on my nerves even more badly.. is not when the business owner says it only but also when people around say it to imitate the BOSS playing wise & kissing asses in a way makes me really feel I want to throw up

I apologize & excuse me for the way & the language I hate to talk with.. but it annoys me so much & it seems that the subject has hit a nerve in me.. I'm sorry..

I know this article is a year old. But my small company was just "acquired" (bought) by a large company. Large Company loves to use the terms:
-Workaround .... aka: solution!
-Champion .... aka: person responsible for the task
UGH

Dear Todd,
I appreciate this posting. I work as a fellowships and graduate studies adviser at a liberal arts college, and I read a lot of personal statements and project proposals. Our business and econ students throw these cliches out there at a startling rate, and the problem is especially glaring when they're not applying for business positions.
My two favorites correspond to your top choice, synergy, in so far as they are words whose uses have wandered pretty far from their earlier ones.
Leverage -- I had a student recently write that she had written her senior thesis by "leveraging" the rare book collection at a local library.
Metric -- I'm not sure why measurement or study or whatever other terms apply here have fallen out of favor, but I see many references to metric. And in a lot of cases, it seems that people use it to discuss any sort of analysis or any part of an analysis. Some people also seem to use it to mean result or outcome, which seems even more overdone.

You have to imagine that boardrooms were quite a bit more effective when men with greased hair smoked cigars and pontificated on ways to kick the shit out of the competition without dancing around the terminology.

But, maybe "circling back with terry and seeing if there is some common ground for us to use as a jump point" is working for someone, somewhere.

How about "I'll pay you in equity" or "as soon as we have funding..." -- not so normal, but they are prevalent. Banks love, "we don't set the rules"...

My new favorite -- "its the economy"

Bill - I think you're speaking startup blasphemy with the first couple and I love the "its the economy" one. We all know it's terrible, but it seems many have found their scapegoat. :)

For a few months, I was working in the same area as sales people and one phrase which I heard in every conversation with their clients was "touch base". I'd like to tell our clients, "all your base are belong to us", but not many of them have a great sense of humour. :)

At the end of the day, I think you hit the nail on the head. Todd, way to go after that low hanging fruit.

How about these gems:

• I wanted to touch base
• "Content Management System"
• Change gears
• Wrestle this bull to the ground

I haven't heard "wrestle the bull", but I'm guilty of saying CMS (not the full name). Does that count as the same?

I am particularly tired of the suggestion that I should "leverage" our synergies. That is like saying we should repeat our redundancies.

Mark - I'm guilty of using the word leverage, but I haven't been leveraging our synergies. :)

Great post!
In no particular order, mine:
- Get on the same page
- Reinvent the wheel
- Out of the box
- Web 2.0 (I know, it's a bit ironic)
- Proactive

Katy - I love your list. How in the world did I forget "out of the box"??? Possibly worse than synergy!