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		<title>Style Your Way to Financial Freedom</title>
		<link>http://www.toddearwood.com/2009/12/17/style-your-way-to-financial-freedom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 16:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Earwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes when you hear of a business concept you have to look twice, but this one was for all the wrong reasons.  I mean what woman wouldn&#8217;t want to use a coin-operated machine to style her hair in a club, restaurant or mall bathroom?  For those interested in creating a passive income stream, feel free [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" title="Glide Hair" src="http://www.glidehair.us/images/glide/GlideHair-Unit.png" alt="" width="300" height="333" />Sometimes when you hear of a business concept you have to look twice, but <a href="http://www.glidehair.us/">this one</a> was for all the wrong reasons.  I mean what woman wouldn&#8217;t want to use a coin-operated machine to style her hair in a club, restaurant or mall bathroom?  For those interested in creating a passive income stream, feel free to learn about their &#8220;amazing&#8221; <a href="http://www.glidehair.us/vending.html">business opportunity</a>.  Here&#8217;s their pitch&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p><span style="color: #000000;"><a href="http://www.glidehair.us/">GlideHair</a> vending and business opportunities are genuine low cost, low risk investments providing you with the ability to grow a large network of units with limited capital thereby creating real passive income.</span></p></blockquote>
<p>For those who can&#8217;t &#8220;get&#8221; sarcasm, please re-think what you might ask in the comments. <img src='http://www.toddearwood.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Thankful for Good Laughs</title>
		<link>http://www.toddearwood.com/2007/11/21/thankful-for-good-laughs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Earwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of our best Daily Idea show yet!  We found a new formula for creating good web content.  Turn on camera, ask strangers questions about their families during the holidays&#8230; let the magic happen.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of our best <a href="http://dailyidea.tv/2007/11/21/holiday/family-therapy-dealing-with-thanksgiving-relatives/">Daily Idea show</a> yet!  We found a new formula for creating good web content.  Turn on camera, ask strangers questions about their families during the holidays&#8230; let the magic happen.</p>
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		<title>How to Avoid Meetings that Suck (Video)</title>
		<link>http://www.toddearwood.com/2007/10/08/how-to-avoid-meetings-that-suck-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Earwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our Daily Idea web show has really exceeded our growth expectations and this week is significant for a couple reasons.  We&#8217;re going to three shows per week (yes, we&#8217;re actually working towards &#8220;daily&#8221;) and today&#8217;s episode shows myself and three others on the DI team who act out what NOT to do with business [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our <a href="http://www.dailyidea.tv">Daily Idea</a> web show has really exceeded our growth expectations and this week is significant for a couple reasons.  We&#8217;re going to three shows per week (yes, we&#8217;re actually working towards &#8220;daily&#8221;) and <a href="http://dailyidea.tv/2007/10/08/work/how-to-avoid-meetings-that-suck/">today&#8217;s episode</a> shows myself and three others on the DI team who act out what NOT to do with business meetings.Â  For those who haven&#8217;t watched my <a href="http://one.revver.com/collections/show/189738">other videos</a>, I&#8217;m the guy in the white shirt.</p>
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		<title>If At First You Don&#8217;t Succeed</title>
		<link>http://www.toddearwood.com/2007/10/04/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Earwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you&#8217;re pitching an investor or selling to a customer, you must be certain they understand your USP (unique selling proposition).  If they aren&#8217;t &#8220;getting it&#8221; the first time, re-phrase it or ask a question in a different way.  If you still aren&#8217;t making progress, just flip the numbers like Wal-Mart did below. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you&#8217;re pitching an investor or selling to a customer, you must be certain they understand your <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unique_selling_proposition" mce_href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unique_selling_proposition">USP (unique selling proposition)</a>.  If they aren&#8217;t &#8220;getting it&#8221; the first time, re-phrase it or ask a question in a different way.  If you still aren&#8217;t making progress, just flip the numbers like Wal-Mart did below.  Sometimes people want to see things in a different way.</p>
<p>Picture taken by Ben Thomas of <a href="http://www.salaryscout.com" mce_href="http://www.salaryscout.com">SalaryScout.com</a> and <a href="http://www.louisvillegeekdinner.com" mce_href="http://www.louisvillegeekdinner.com">Louisville Geek Dinner</a>.</p>
<p><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1259/1487806246_de4485c959.jpg" mce_src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1259/1487806246_de4485c959.jpg" title="wal-mart pricing" alt="wal-mart pricing" align="middle" border="0" height="360" hspace="5" width="450"></p>
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		<title>Desperate for an Email</title>
		<link>http://www.toddearwood.com/2007/09/28/desperate-for-an-email/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Earwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I heard about this yard sign from a friend and I knew I had to take a picture.  This was hands down the funniest picture I saw this week and if you stole the computer from the man&#8217;s house&#8230; the LEAST you can do is mail him his homework.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I heard about this yard sign from a friend and I knew I had to take a picture.  This was hands down the funniest picture I saw this week and if you stole the computer from the man&#8217;s house&#8230; the LEAST you can do is mail him his homework.</p>
<p><img title="missing homework" src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1157/1439336769_7d0d232e1a.jpg" border="0" alt="missing homework" hspace="5" width="500" height="400" align="left" /></p>
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		<title>Are You Built for a Big or Small Company?</title>
		<link>http://www.toddearwood.com/2007/08/29/are-you-built-for-a-big-or-small-company/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Earwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some people work at Wendy&#8217;s in college and get their first job as a desk clerk, but Noah Kagan is very different.  He&#8217;s worked at Intel, Facebook, Microsoft (intern) and now is at the startup, Mint.com.  If all that wasn&#8217;t enough, he&#8217;s an uber networker, successful blogger at OkDork.com and organizer of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some people work at Wendy&#8217;s in college and get their first job as a desk clerk, but Noah Kagan is very different.  He&#8217;s worked at Intel, Facebook, Microsoft (intern) and now is at the startup, <a href="http://www.mint.com">Mint.com</a>.  If all that wasn&#8217;t enough, he&#8217;s an uber networker, successful blogger at <a href="http://www.okdork.com">OkDork.com</a> and organizer of the valley conference, <a href="http://www.communitynext.com/">Community Next</a>.</p>
<p>In this interview we discuss his previous jobs, how Mint.com can help millions and how <a href="http://www.timferriss.com">Tim Ferriss</a>&#8216; book, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0307353133?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=offsitoftimfe-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=0307353133">Four Hour Workweek</a> is having a huge influence on the cubicle worker, Noah and myself.  If you want to make a difference, Noah tells you what impact you can make at a big or small company.</p>
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		<title>Need a good laugh?</title>
		<link>http://www.toddearwood.com/2007/08/22/need-a-good-laugh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Earwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t talk much about my involvement Almost Mediocre, but they&#8217;re a group of creative guys I joined almost two years ago.  We make comedy &#8220;shorts&#8221; (short videos) for the primary purpose of a creative outlet and luckily we&#8217;ve had success selling some of our wares to the likes of Sprint, the producers of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://almostmediocre.com/TSIG.gif"><img title="Almost Mediocre This show is good" src="http://almostmediocre.com/images/user1_black_FILMS_new.gif" border="0" alt="Almost Mediocre This show is good" hspace="5" width="200" height="185" align="left" /></a>I don&#8217;t talk much about my involvement <a href="http://www.almostmediocre.com">Almost Mediocre</a>, but they&#8217;re a group of creative guys I joined almost two years ago.  We make comedy &#8220;shorts&#8221; (short videos) for the primary purpose of a creative outlet and luckily we&#8217;ve had success selling <a href="http://www.almostmediocre.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=31&amp;Itemid=45">some of our wares</a> to the likes of Sprint, the producers of American Idol and a few others.</p>
<p>If you like good comedy and will be in the LA area, next Tuesday, be sure to check out our live show &#8220;This Show is Good.&#8221;  It&#8217;s hosted at the <a href="http://www.mbarhollywood.com/">M Bar</a> at 8:30 with live comics and a rare appearance by the AM Singers.</p>
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		<title>Ditch the Chicken Suit</title>
		<link>http://www.toddearwood.com/2007/06/15/ditch-the-chicken-suit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 17:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Earwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I first saw this video on Jeff Jarvis&#8217; PrezVid.com and found out quickly it was stunt to drive traffic to BarelyPolitical.com.  A catchy song about a girl having a crush on Obama.  It&#8217;s a smart stunt because Obama&#8217;s always a hot topic and guys like girls on videos.  Although I can&#8217;t see [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="border: 0pt none; margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 5px;" title="Chicken suit" src="http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Mascots/images/chicken_suit.jpg" border="0" alt="Chicken suit" hspace="5" width="142" height="157" align="left" />I first saw this video on Jeff Jarvis&#8217; <a href="http://prezvid.com/2007/06/14/shes-got-a-crush-on-obama/">PrezVid.com</a> and found out quickly it was stunt to drive traffic to <a href="http://www.barelypolitical.com/">BarelyPolitical.com</a>.  A catchy song about a girl having a crush on Obama.  It&#8217;s a smart stunt because Obama&#8217;s always a hot topic and guys like girls on videos.  Although I can&#8217;t see exactly what they intend to do with the site (other than sell t-shirts), but it reminds me of the <a href="http://www.jibjab.com/originals/this_land">JibJab phenomenon</a>.  Previously you made someone dress up as a chicken on the sidewalk to get customers, today you create a video.</p>
<p>[youtube width="320" height="240"]http://youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU[/youtube]</p>
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		<title>Does your company deserve ink?</title>
		<link>http://www.toddearwood.com/2007/06/13/does-your-company-deserve-ink/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:32:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Earwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week, Engadget asked why someone would get a Zune tattoo?  My first thought&#8230; he has to be Bill&#8217;s nephew.  I passed it off as one strange guy. But, last night while playing my weekly basketball game, I noticed a friend had a Nike swoosh tattoo on his ankle. Rather than humiliate [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img title="MS Zune" src="http://www.engadgetmobile.com/media/2007/06/zune-tattoo.jpg" border="0" alt="MS Zune" hspace="5" width="220" height="197" align="left" />Earlier this week, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/11/what-kind-of-man-gets-a-zune-tattoo/">Engadget asked</a> why someone would get a Zune tattoo?  My first thought&#8230; he has to be Bill&#8217;s nephew.  I passed it off as one strange guy. But, last night while playing my weekly basketball game, I noticed a friend had a Nike swoosh tattoo on his ankle. Rather than humiliate him for his bad decision, I tried to determine what could be so compelling about the swoosh to want it permanently on yourself?</p>
<p>What is your company doing to deserve some ink?  Our startup is focusing on our community tools, but I can&#8217;t fathom it warranting a tattoo.</p>
<p>The next time your marketing team wants to work on &#8220;brand development&#8221;, ask them how you get a customer to rave about you with your logo on their body!  Seriously, businesses have to stop putting out more ads that aren&#8217;t memorable.  Try being silly or funny, but don&#8217;t be bland.</p>
<p>For more strange nerd tattoos, check out <a href="http://www.yellowforks.com/full.aspx?fork=23">Yellow Forks&#8217; post</a>.</p>
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		<title>Short on Vlog Content?</title>
		<link>http://www.toddearwood.com/2007/05/28/short-on-vlog-content/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 04:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd Earwood</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you&#8217;re short on vlog content&#8230; go to the outtakes.  I&#8217;ve been working with web video for only 19 months, but I&#8217;ve quickly learned a great substitute for regular content is the blooper reel.  So, last night I threw together a quick episode for Moxy TV.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you&#8217;re short on vlog content&#8230; go to the <a href="http://moxy.tv/?p=21">outtakes</a>.  I&#8217;ve been working with <a href="http://www.almostmediocre.com">web video</a> for only 19 months, but I&#8217;ve quickly learned a great substitute for regular content is the blooper reel.  So, last night I threw together a quick episode for <a href="http://www.moxy.tv">Moxy TV</a>.</p>
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